Hallmark Store...Greeting Cards...Dysfunctional Section
These can be found in the back of the store!
For the ones we love...
I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that
you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - ...I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - ...I never believed in Hell until I met you.
As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - ...that you're not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - ...will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably
need it again.
Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - ..someone other than you.
Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - ...almost lifelike!
When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - ..now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - ...what do you say we stop?
I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - ...It's almost like you're still here.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - ..Did you ever find out who the father was?
You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was
only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - ...I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - ...So we're having you put to sleep.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)
Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but
(Inside card) - ..What was I thinking?
Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - ..Too bad no one likes your husband.
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