Father Kelly's Donkey


Father Kelly's Donkey

A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and, on being told there was a
fortune in horse racing, decided to buy one
and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price
for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He thought that since he had it he might as well go ahead and entered it in
the race and, much to his surprise, the donkey
came in third. The next day the local paper ! carried this headline:

PASTOR'S ASS SHOWS
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and this time it won. The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper h eadline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the
donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten
dollars. The next day, the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild. Headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day.

 

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