No tailgate parties
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No chocolate chip cookies
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there
are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?