|A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled
in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He
soon realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would
have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted
out "Business trip
She turned, smiled and said, "Business,
I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America convention in Chicago,"
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly
your business role at the convention?"
"I am the lead lecturer," she responded. "I
take what I have learned from my own personal experiences to debunk
some of the
popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he said, "and what
kinds of myths are there?"
"Well." she explained, "one popular
myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all
men, when in fact it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular
myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men
of Jewish descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the
lover with the absolute best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable
and blushed. "I'm
sorry" she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this
with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto
Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."