Excuse Not To Work

 

Call in Sick!

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that She is staying home because she is not feeling well.

Boss: "What's the matter?" he asks

Employee: "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

Boss: "What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

Employee: "I can't see my ass coming into work today

 

 

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