A commercial needs to be made!!!
You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper
and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride and her family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of
his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift
just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and
asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was
an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom
had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private
detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
Fuck you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "Fuck you!" Then
he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding
out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing were wrong.
making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride and best
man in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls
the size of church bells.
Do you think he might get the MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and Friends...
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion...
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui...
Look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man...
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
mastercard, wedding, priceless, adult humor, adult jokes, bathroom wall sayings
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