Chairman in the making...
A city boy named Kenny moved to the country and bought
Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said, "OK then, just bring me the mule."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with a dead mule?"
Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Kenny said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked,
Kenny said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets
at $2 a
The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny replied, "Just the guy who won, so I gave
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman