A woman lay in a coma in the hospital while the nurses were in her room
giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and
noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.
They went to her husband and explained what happened,
telling him, "Crazyas
this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her
out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's
room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no
The nurses rushed into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I dunno. I guess she choked."
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the
same but the dishes pile up.