WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??
"Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't
have to work anymore and you can spend all your time loving each other
in your bedroom."
(Judy, age 8)
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going
to find me a wife!"
(Tom, age 5)
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??
"You should never kiss a girl unless you
have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll
want to have videos of
(Jim, age 10)
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's
a big embarrassing mthing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you,
I might be willing to try
it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."
(Kelly, age 9)
THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??
"It's better for girls to be single but not
for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!"
(Lynette, age 9)
"It gives me a headache to think about that
stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."
(Kenny, age 7)
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE:
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard
it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant
are so popular."
(Jan, age 9)
"I think you're supposed to get shot with
an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
(Harlen, age 8)
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:
"Like an avalanche where you have to run
for your life."
(Roger, age 9)
"If falling in love is anything like learning
how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long."
(Leo, age 7)
ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS ON LOVE:
"If you want to be loved by somebody who
isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."
(Jeanne, age 8)
"It isn't always just how you look. Look
at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry
(Gary, age 7)
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:
"They want to make sure their rings don't
fall off because they paid good money for them."
(Dave, age 8)