A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming
around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back
to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered
that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to
telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it
and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back
of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at
his desk with his penis hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your Mom!" she said. "I
did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out
till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."