Plan for the United States
You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts!
"I see a lot
of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So,
here's one plan."
- The US will apologize to the world
for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You
know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and
the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never "interfere" again.
- We will withdraw our troops from all
over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and
the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at
our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
- All illegal aliens have 90 days to get
their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After
90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless
of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
- All future visitors will be thoroughly
checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one
from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there,
change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
- No foreign "students" over
age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, or
get a "D" and it's back home baby.
- The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting
of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while.
- Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some
place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About
a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
- If there is a famine or other natural
catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray
to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides
most of what we give them are stolen or given to the army. The people who
need it most get very little, if anything.
- Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated
island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here.
Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
- All Americans must go to charm and beauty
school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any
longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't
tha t a winner of a plan?
Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your
huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece
of me?' "
Robin Williams, Urban Myth, adult humor, adult jokes, bathroom wall sayings
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