You Get What You Pay For
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, Beautiful
parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00
"Why so little,"she asked the pet store
The owner looked at her and said, "Look,
I have to tell you first that this bird has lived in a House of Prostitution
for the past twenty years and sometimes it says some pretty tough stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided at that
price she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home, hung the bird's
cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The
bird looked around the room, then at her, turned his head to one side
and said, "New house, new
Madam." The woman was a bit offended at the implication, but
then Thought, "Well,
that's really not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school
the bird saw them and said, "New house, new Madam, new girls".
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then they began to
laugh about the comments considering how and where the parrot had been
living for the past twenty years.
Moments later, the woman's husband Frank came
home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Frank."