The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's
Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded
that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the
man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own
study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the
reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more
pleasure during sex.
The Irish, unsatisfied with those findings, conducted their own study.
After 2 weeks, a cost of around $75.46, and many pints of beer, they
concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting
himself in the forehead.
Of course ya all know why God made alcohol......???
To keep the Irish from taking over the world..............