Request For an Increase in Salary
Even the little guys need a boost!
I, the Penis hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends or public holidays off
I work in a damp evniroment
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reaseons:
You do not work 8 hourse straight
You fall asleep after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visitiing other
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order
to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing protective
You will retire well before you are 65
You are unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the
And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
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