| A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that
she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and
flapping. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a
secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully
placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I
thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that
the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this
all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized
because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted
to thank you for his new ears."
adult humor, Doctor-Patient Confidentiality, surgery, operation, adult jokes, bathroom
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